"Closer to Nature"
Full disclosure: I wrote and started working on this comic quite a while ago in the summer, when opening windows was more seasonally appropriate. We've still had some good open-window-weather days here and there so I'm not too far off the mark, but they're becoming less frequent as we mosey on into November.
Thankfully I've never had a face-to-face confrontation with a bear before, but I hear that playing dead is a good way to make it through the encounter unscathed. That's all well and good for now, but eventually the bears will learn to check for a pulse and I just feel like we should collectively start brainstorming new ideas for when that day comes.